Kingpin

It's been a while since I watched Kingpin. Here are some good quotes...

Neighbor: Hey Roy, can you get sick from drinking piss?
Roy: I think you can.
Neighbor: Even if its your own?

ESPN Announcer: So Roy, where have you been for the last fifteen years?
Roy: Well, I uh, well, ya see, I uh... Drinking. Lot a drinking.
ESPN Announcer: I see. Well, are you still drinking?
Roy: No. I uh... I put... uh... Why, you buying?

Ishmael: You been drinking, Mr. Munson?
Roy: I don't puke when I drink. I puke when I don't.

Ernie McCracken: You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels.

Ernie McCracken: Tanqueray and Tab and keep 'em comin'.

Roy: Hey, Herbie! How's life?
Scranton Wino: Taking forever.