Such lines include:
“Inspiration abounds, love in my soul,
I haven’t been so excited since my doctor found that mole.”
And
“Coffee is the one true love, the one that will not leave/
Except by force, natural discourse or a nauseous heave/
But for stains, insomnia and stomach pains, it is perfect to please/
Kind of like a library card, but without the yearly fees.”

And, according to The Oregonian, the folks from the New Old Lompoc just can't resist brewing up weird sounding beers.
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