Woody Fights Zombies!
In these days, you can't be too careful. When the government starts cracking down on people like Woody Harrelson, Zombie hunter, one realizes it's vital to be able to identify whether the victim is turning into a Zombie, or has Swine Flu.
Here's a helpful table:
| Zombie | Swine Flu |
| Pale | Sore throat |
| Moaning | Cough |
| Headache | Headache |
| Fever | Fever |
| Chills and fatigue | Chills and fatigue |
| Shallow Breathing | |
| Stage 2: 4 to 6 hour coma | |
| Stage 3 | |
| Unresponsive to stimuli | The "case mortality" of swine flu – how many people die after being infected – is not yet known. |
| Hunting for brains |
Likewise, Swine Flu was spread among pigs, and was known to infect people. Now it can move from person to person.
Zombism is spread through ticks or rats, and rarely infects from person to person.
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For more information on Zombies, watch the movies Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, and Shaun of the Dead. There are no entertaining movies about Swine Flu, although you can watch the Filthy Swine on YouTube.
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