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If Shakespeare texted...

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2 B, or nt 2 B: dats d Q:
Whether 'tis nobler n d mind 2 suffA d slings n arowz of outrageous fortuN,
Or 2 taK arms agenst a sea of trblz, n by opposing Nd em?
 2 di: 2 zzz; No mor;
 n by a zzz 2 sA we Nd d heart-ache n d K naked shox dat flesh S heir 2,
'tis a consummation Devoutly 2B wish'd.
 2 di, 2 zzz;
 2 zzz: perchance 2 drm: ay, there's d rub;

With apologies to the bard. Translated using this page.
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