another hot tip?

Player Caught With Prosthetic Penis To Beat Drug Tests
Onterrio Smith Said 'Whizzinator' Was For Cousin

MINNEAPOLIS -- Former University of Oregon running back Onterrio Smith, now a Minnesota Viking, was briefly detained by airport police last month after they found a kit used to beat drug tests.
Smith told officers that it was dried urine used in conjunction with a device called "The Original Whizzinator," which he said was "for making a clean urine test." Smith told police he was taking the kit to his cousin. The Whizzinator is advertised as an "undetectable, foolproof and reusable" way to pass urine tests. The prosthetic is attached to elastic straps and is worn under pants.

NFL spokesman Greg Aiello said he didn't know if there is a penalty for
possessing a device designed to beat a drug test.

Are you aware of the penal codes in this state?

hot tip

SAN JOSE, Calif. (AP) -- The finger that a woman said she found in a bowl of Wendy's chili came from an associate of her husband who lost the digit in an industrial accident, police said Friday.
The man is from Nevada and lost a part of his finger in an accident last December, Davis said. His identity was traced through a tip made to Wendy's hot line, he said. He said authorities "positively confirmed that this subject was in fact the source of the fingertip."
Gee, it seems like they could have ID'd it with fingerprints...